i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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