Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
be right there i have to get my cape
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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