You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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