With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Everything about him screamed your future.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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