He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
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