I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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