quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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