The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
