At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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