just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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