Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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