Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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