The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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