is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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