Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
are you so shy because you have an std?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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