Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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