quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
She told me I should be a condom model.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Randomize
