I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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