S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
My feet surprised me
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