why didn't you poke me back
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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