he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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