I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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