i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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