you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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