So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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