took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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