you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
tell me about the fingering
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