The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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