David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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