Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I am midnight drunk by noon
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
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