Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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