Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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