he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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