Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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