real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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