Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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