By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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