he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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