You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
my shit smells like andre
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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