"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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