I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I am mentally ready for anal.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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