i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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