Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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