If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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