How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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