3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I want to make a zoo with you.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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