New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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