how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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