i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
