booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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