brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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